my favorite one right now is of Mayhem and my wedding night....

we are both so exhausted from the day, that we can hardly move. I need help getting out of my dress and all the hoopskirts and underthings. To his amazement and my delight, he discovers that i have gone commando on our wedding day! needless to say, that gets both of our blood pumping and we fall into bed and consummate our marriage slowly and passionately.

......but then there is the whirlpool bathtub in our suite....champaigne and strawberries, but we don't have any glasses and we drink it off of each other.....mmmmmm

let's just say that by the night is through that our marriage will be THROUROUGHLY consummated!