I have the best ever. Lunch, Junior year of high school, sitting at a table of friends of both genders. After a lengthy conversation on topics such as masturbation and oral pleasure, I am the only female still at the table, let alone talking. My good friend turns to me and says, rather bluntly:
"Your boyfriend is so lucky. No really, if all women were like you, there would be no divorce."
To which my other friend added "And you have a nice rack."