*Steppin up to the plate*

Yumma yay fadump! This could get me all frahoodled!

Now lemme see. Oh..."Yumma yah fadump" is slang for "Holy Shit" or "Holy Fuck"!

It's true...we "outen the light" or "outen of cigs" (((scotz)))

We "get our hairs cut". For example: *Friend to Lixy* "I cut "them" because I had too many split ends". Instead of what I'm used to saying..."I cut my hair because I had too many split ends".

People around here "throw the cow over the fence...some hay". OR "throw mama down the steps...her purse".

Intestines is pronounced "Intesteens" (<---drives me berserk). And you hear that word a lot more around here than I ever have anywhere else! After all...they eat every part of the pig but the oink! <---arrgggggggg!

Rotator Cuff is pronounced "Rotator Cup" (<---I grit my teeth everytime someone mentions the operation)

A most common phrase that makes me blink and freak..."Oh Lixy, today is so cold...say? <---Meaning...It's cold today, isn't it Lixy? The "say" at the end of the sentence is to prompt me/you to talk NOW. Most questions end with "say". What an impatient bunch of folk who have the balls to prompt me to hurry up and talk when they talk so slow it's hard to pay attention! YIKES!

Um...This could go on forever...but you get my gist...say?

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