Speaking of masturbating...went out last night drinking with a BIG group of friends. Got kinda tipsy. Mr. Osuche wasn't interested in sex -- he wanted to work on his 'puter. So I went to bed and let my fingers do the walking...

As I climaxed, he came running in. "What's wrong?!??" he says. "I heard heavy breathing!! Are you OK???"

I told him I was fine. then he asked why I was breating heavily....took him about another 30 seconds to figure it out. :

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