HAHAHAHA! I have a sign in the front window of my van that reads "Beware of Attack Lizard!" *bobs head at other lizard*

We leave the doors unlocked all the time. Mostly because if we don't, the Amish will leave their fresh baked goodies for my Dad out on the front porch and in the weather. They know that the door is unlocked and open anytime and sometimes when we are out, we will come back to homemade pies/cakes/bread/donuts or fresh garden veggies on our table. Usually without a note, but the understood "thank you" to my Dad for something that he has done.

Our "alarm System" is our kind but nosey 92 y/o neighbor lady, K****. She watches us like a hawk, and the one time that there were kids in town stealing from cars, she saw them and called 911. My mom's purse and all of the contents were discovered and returned Thanks to K****.

Mayhem was SHOCKED that we didn't lock our house and cars, where i live. There were places that we went that i did, or he asked me specifically that he wanted the van locked. Otherwise, I don't do it.

I feel pretty safe here amongst the Amish