The Player--I don't have a "latex allergy"...they don't make 'em big enough for me.(see:The Liar)

The Instant Relationship Guy--If I use hot water,will it happen faster?

The Liar--It's 12 inches...I swear!!If you don't believe me I'll call you!

The Dumb Guy--This is just a redickuless cadegry!!

The One Good Picture Guy--Impossible,I don't have one good picture.And , what's wrong with Dutch food,I love it!!!

The Ugly Guy That Wants A Supermodel--A 4!! How dare you!!I am a solid 3....thank you very much!!

The Intolerant Guy--Just because you're not Catholic,doesn't mean you're not a good person!Really,I have many heathen,blasphemic,non-Catholic friends!!