Fed by the same madness which caused a shopping centre (mall for the yanks) chain to ban the charity Xmas tree

because someone could put a bomb in a package and leave it there.

They couldn't just walk in with a bomb belt and go bang, they have to wrap it in Xmas paper and hide it at the

charity tree.

There is a tree frog in my garden makes more sense than that.

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