"Carmela, that guy shit his pants when he found out who your husband is." --Silvio's wife to Carmela after Carmela wondered why the painter she kissed never came back.

"Not in the face." --Big Pussy to Tony, Silvio, and Paulie when they were going to whack him for being a rat.

"Whoa, no kisses! How many cocks you suck tonight?" --Ralphie to his stripper girlfriend after she had serviced several men in the back room of the Bada Bing.

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School