LOL!

I gave up "hoovering". I check for paper as I inspect the seat for residue of another patron...wipe it as clean as possible if necessary (we all know when it's necessary)...and sit lightly, careful not to let the more pertinent parts touch the rim. I've yet to get a disgusting disease on the back of my thighs (the only part of me touching the seat) from a public toilet.

There's a girl at work who brings Clorox®Wipe Ups to clean the rim and I hear her tearing off paper to line the seat (we don't have the seat covers). When she washes up afterwards she won't touch the faucet with her hands, she uses her elbow. She dries her hands and takes the towel with her when she leaves...to open all the doors between the bathroom and the office so she won't have to touch them directly. She gets more ailments than I ever do!

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