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When al-Zargawi died he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties and failed"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, 'this is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zargawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Decleration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As al-Zargawi lay bleeding in pain, an Angel appeared. al-Zargawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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