alspals enters the room all hot and swetty from badminton.
strides manfully to the shower disrobing as he does so.
looks around and as no one is looking holds towel in front of himself and makes it move without use of his hands, as if by magic.
pauses momentarily to wonder why has just had a strange urge to fuck a lampshade
sets shower to stun before entering.
washes body
washes penis
washes penis faster
washes penis faster still (can't be too careful)
wonders how liquid soap got all over the shower tray when there doesn't appear to be a bottle.
giggles to self on noting that breaking wind in the shower makes an intersting squelchy echoey sound and does so several times more.
dries self off and checks the CCTV
wonders who the pretty girl with black eyes is on the trampoline next door.
leaves the room failing to notice he has left 3 cupboard doors open and the towels are on the floor.