Why am I thinking of Jane's Addiction right now?

Only time I can recall seeing a shoplifting incident just reinforced my belief that the "anti-shoplifting" alarm systems stores place in the doorways do nothing but keep honest people honest...in Walgreen's one day, heard that loud "BOOPBOOPBOOP" go off & looked up in time to see someone take off running outside, followed by a couple of store employees run out after...they were back in less than 30 seconds, obviously the thief(ves) were able to outrun them & disappear in the apt complex in back of the store...whenever I make a purchase, & they forget to cancel the anti-theft tag on some item I've bought, I barely slow down anymore...I'm almost hoping someone will tackle me so I can show my receipt, & sue the pants off of Kmart or whoever...

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