Q - Big Ears smiled to himself as his friend got out of his red and yellow car and bent over. He had actually said "I'm Noddy", but what did Big ears think he said?

(NB as PC plod aproaches this time it is clear that Big ears will be doing 15-20 in Elevonworth and won't be able to pin it on those pesky goblins this time!!!)

A - pick up the soap