I stand in front of the pool table and exclaim, "Silence!"
As much fun as it is to argue about the rules, I think the game is that much more fun. I look lustily to Lixy and indicate that it is her choice for the sexual act and partner that she chooses.

Suddenly from out of nowhere, Lixy's Lady Godiva wig comes flying from up the stairs. Someone in the back of the crowd tosses it onto the pool table. I pick it up and place it ontop of Lixy's head. She must have left it upstairs earlier. I think the wig has gone through much since she last had it on. Interestingly, the blond wig is sticky and has some twigs and leaves on it.

Now back as Lady Godiva, Lixy peers around the room for a victim ...

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School