I try to interact with pretty much everyone, but nobody seems to remember that I'm a dumbass goofball!

Will everyone stop taking me so friggin seriously? Look at me! I'm a half naked skinny guy with his penis covered with relish & mustard (when it's not spray-painted orange)! My only threesome was with two ginormous teddy bears! I posted a pictorial thread based solely upon mistaking "heating muscle rub" for butt lube!

What on earth would lead anyone to believe a serious word I say?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.