OMG!! I'm stunned, schocked, flabbergasted, and damn near speechless!!!
I'd like to thank LixyChik for presenting me with this magnificent award! I'd also like to thank EVERYONE at Pixies for their patience as I've moaned, groaned, and continually bitched about never getting any! And I'd especially like to thank Murphy for being the only one to "rise" to the challenge and giving me a good reason to stop bitching.
I'd also like to thank PF, RG, Scotz, Prophet, and Vampeyes for their friendship and broad shoulders they've been kind enough to let me cry on on many occaisions.
OKAY, okay.....enough seriousness.............I'm about to gag on all this schmaltz..........And I'd much rather be gagging on something else.
..he he he....But, be that as it may......It's time for me to present the next award...........
For his wonderful sense of humor and his valiant efforts in both words and (ah...hem...cough....cough)
.....action to keep me from
"exploding"........I'd like to present
MURPHY with the "I'LL MAKE YOU SMILE BY EXTINGUISHING THAT FUSE" award..............a beautiful Cheshire Cat statue wearing a fireman's hat and holding a firehose that bears a striking resemblence to a male "member"!
Now pick yourself up off the floor where Lixy dumped you when she stood to get her award.......and Cum and Get It, Baby!!!