OMG...I'm sitting here battling with myself to decide which "dirty little secret" I should reveal. I'm actually wondering which one is the lesser of all evils and how much I trust that this'll go NO FURTHER than here!

OK...well...after all these years I still feel self conscious about the stretch marks on my stomach and I "disguise" them in many different ways. Tactical positioning of the sheet or blanket, lying flat on my back and sucking in my belly jelly, lying on my stomach and not lifting up "too high" so that I'm revealed, pressing a pillow over the creases while I lay on my side...etc. In essence, it might seem sexy from an onlooker's perspective but I am always thinking of ways to make it seem like a natural phenomenon.

OK...I'm a thinker too!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~