I've seen my really good friends have sex......in person! OMG! TMI huh? But let's say it was a couple we just met and we were exchanging movies as a gesture of friendship. OK...there it is on the screen........humping and pumping! Yes I would watch.......and then when we returned the movies.....I would say

"TY for the loan. We only got a chance to look at a couple of the movies (couple being the operative yet obscure clue here) so maybe we can do this again another time."

It sorta leaves it up in the air as to when they discover that the XXX movie mistakenly put in the lot. And..........they can fool themselves by thinking we may not have seen it.......or they can ask if we did.......or they can snicker to themselves that they got one over on us and now we know.......they are hot monkey's in bed! LOL!

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