While doing some cleaning out of drawers I found a homemade get well card my best friend's daughter had given me about a year ago. Here's what she wrote:

You are in the hoseital it stenks doesnt it.
I hat beying in the hoseital to because you miyt haf to get
a surchrey on your bodey part.

Oh my god, I needed to read that today.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus