I was probably 11 or 12 and had a Swank magazine that one of my buddies had stolen from his grandpa stashed in the bathroom. Got to reading some of the stories and decided to see if what they were talking about really did work. It did, all over a pictorial titled "Hardhat Girls."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus