Chuckling over ShadowDancer's story as I type.



Got a laugh listening to my best friend's dad describe the fiasco he and his wife had on Christmas Day trying to get into a movie they wanted to see. It was sold out at three different theaters and they ended up seeing one that "sucked shit" according to him. "But the old lady gave me a little feel up during one of the boring scenes."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus