Eating more kitty would be a nice start. LUUUUUUVVVVVVV Kitty!!!!

In 2007 I want to find one lady to settle down and share Little IowaMan with. He's been pretty lonely lately and I think he deserves to find a special playmate.

A goal, albeit a perverted one, is that said special lady would be able to make me cum with her mouth. I've never had someone able to accomplish that with me and dammit, I'll be 39 in a couple of weeks I think it's about time it happens.

Oh yeah, and I want everybody to get a piece on Earth.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus