I was a late bloomer. My boyfriend and I were shopping for my senior prom dress, and after we found it, we climbed into the back of his van and attacked each other. It snuck up on me and it was sooooo good. Now that we'd gotten it figured out, I had them on a regular basis.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~