Mayhem now that you are married I will pass on some male wisdom that you WILL need in the future!
The Male Generic Apology
Darling,I apologize from the bottom of my soul.I am sorry as I can be.I have no idea why I did something so stupid and insensitive.You know-Iknow, I was raised better than this. Tell me what I can do to make this up to you,as if anything could possibly make up for something this dumb.I swear I will do my best not to come even close to doing something this dumb again!You know I love you and only do such things out of ignorance,Never on purpose.Please accept my apology.Let me take you to dinner tonight.
If this dose not get a reaction add line1
To some place other than Burger KIng!
If crisis continues add line 2
and a movie
If it becomes critical at this point add line 3
And then we will go dancing!
If it gets worse Pixies has a surport group where you can seek help!
Laminate the MGA and carry it in you wallet at all times so its handy.
Congrats to the both of you!