Summer, lying does work...

You orgasm online, and you come back for more.
When it comes to internet sex, you're a whore!
Logging off? Make sure to take that toy out of your butt!
You don't want the real world to know that you're a cyberslut.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.