Thirty-nine, no one ever thought I'd see it.
I don't really want to be it.
But as long as I'm here,
I may as well have a good year.
Many things to be done.
Hope to even have a little fun.

Maybe a trip out west.
Yeah, I think that would be best.
Sort of get things in order,
Outside of the Iowa border.
Hopefully meet a new friend.
Start a friendship that will never end.

I could head the other way,
I'm sure that would make for a very fun day.
Yeah, east could be great,
Couple of people I'd love to meet from those states.
Many new things I'd love to try.
Lots of ideas for east through my mind fly.

A wish for better health,
And hey, why not unbelievable wealth?
It's always nice to dream,
To hope for things to be better than they seem.

I hope for this year to turn out very fine.
Maybe even meet some Pixies and dine.
Yeah, that's what I want to do,
When I'm thirty-nine.