Jumping up and down and squealing at the top of our collective lungs, Nikki and I grab one another and dance around and around as if playing ring-around-the-rosie! And suddenly we fall down as expected at the end of that childhood song. I look at her and she at me and we get into a laughing fit that brings tears to ours eyes and I grab my crotch cause I think I am gonna pee myself! She pulls my hand away and says, "Don't do that here....save it for the thread!"

Nikki stands and extends her hand to help me up. I rise and try to compose myself but I still squirm and cross my legs a bit as I cannot stop laughing. Nikki bends to kiss legend and he pulls her to his lap and they lock lips for what seems like hours. "Nikki", I whisper, "Glyndwr is waiting for us hun."

Arm in arm we make our way to the stage, leaning against one another and giggling all the way. We climb the stairs and head towards Glyndwr as he holds the awards out to us. Nikki takes her trophy.........A large red cast iron circle with a bull in the middle, a slash through the center and a peace sign dangling from it........and leans for a kiss on the cheek from our presenter. He tries to grope her but she is cheeky and scoots away before he can claim his prize. I step forward to accept my trophy and lean for a kiss on the lips from Glyndwr. I reach behind him and grab his ass and say, "Thank You baby cakes. I've always enjoyed you "piece" efforts too!"

We step to the mic and I clear my throat......

"Nikki and I would like to thank everyone who has enjoyed our visual friendship thread. We had no idea of the global impact this would have but we love the perving impact it is having!"

We then break into song...........

"Cum on people now, smile on your brother........everybody get together, try and love one another right now!"

And suddenly the whole room looks like a massive orgy!

"Excuse me", I say......"We meant it metaphorically folks, there are still some awards to be presented." I am forced to yell, "STOP IT!........Ahem........Thank You."

So without further ado, we would like to present the next award.

Nikki says, "Our next award goes to legend. He has been such an inspiration to me (in more ways than one) and he is so sweet and so helpful and so loving and so cute and..........oh..........ok......well anyway, this is the "You Are As Cute As" award........I present this statue of a bugs ear. legend, please come up here and grope....I mean accept this lovely (yet extremely hard to capture in sculpture, as a bugs ear is so elusive) ear thingy!"

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