People have told me I look like so many different people who are all so wildly different I can't think that any of it's true!

A lot of people have told me I look like Ricki Lake, which I suppose I can see when I had longer hair.

Also, a couple of people have told me I look like Celine Dion (although how the fuck I look like her and like Ricki Lake at the same time, I'll never know!)

But if I were to draw a characature of my self, I'd do Jessica Rabbit's body - somewhat top heavy and a whole lot of hip!!!!

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