Something that happened not even two minutes ago on the morning news. The two young ladies doing the newscast were talking about how to dress for the brutally cold weather and one of them slipped and said something to the effect of, "Oh, I've got so many layers on right now. I've got two pair of long johns on over my tho......." and then she stopped and the other girl started laughing.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus