the problem is that's it's called global warming ...that's a very threatening phrase. good grief, people think, it’s whole globe! whatever can we do?! we’re dooooooooooomed forrrreeeeevvverrrr! and then they cry and that’s scary. they just don’t want to be scared.

what the climatologists need to do is get the official global warming wordsmith to get the word out that it’s just climate change...climate change…ahhh…that’s nice. i like it. it’s safe, harmless, vapid. hell, the climate changes every day and that’s not scary. plus i think dubbya could get behind vapid.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose