That's a pretty good theory but I'm thinking that's probably not how it would look "after" if it were my lady's gift. The way I would go about it would be to definitely eat my way thru the chocolate but then after that was finished I would need to make love to her. That would lead to me filling her with a creamy goodness which I would also administer to the remaining chocolate. This way I would be able to have yet two more snacks. The first one being the yummy new mixture I had made inside of her and the second being nibbling at the remnants of the hardened "frosting" I put on the rest of the chocolate. I don't see any of those remnants or any nibble marks from where I had been snacking.

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