Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

I've seen Mr. Lixy throw a tool on the floor and when asked about it said, "It was gonna fall there anyway...that's the kind of day I'm having!"

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

It's true peeps...karma I tell ya!

Variation Law:

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now, or, the register will close when you get there. (works every time).

I learned this by being a "backseat driver". I always feel bad when I insist Mr. Lixy change lanes and then we slow to a snail's pace while our prior lane rolls on.

Law of the Result:

When you try to show someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Happens with my sewing machine and boss all the time!

Law of Location:

No matter where you go, there you are. (this one's too deep for me!)

Now...someone stole this from me. I say it all the time!

Wilson's Law:

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it

Yeah...that elusive black bean dip I love so much. *sigh*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~