my daughter once asked me to open my bum so she could crawl in. we were bagging up some groceries at the store, and the look on the checker's face... i could tell he wasn't buying my story about how that meant i was supposed to make a tunnel with my legs that she could crawl through. i'm surprised child services didn't pay me a visit.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose