The lawn chairs with short legs are great. Just long enough to keep your butt out of the dirt. That puts you closer to the fire which is much sexier than the regular lawn chairs.

At some time during every campfire the smoke will get in your eyes. There is one sure way of stopping that. But...it is a test of truthfullness!

When the smoke is in your eyes, close them [if you hadn't already...], cover your eyes with your hands...and, without lying, say, "I hate rabbits!" As long as you're not lying, and really hate rabbits, the smoke will never go in your eyes again...guaranteed!