LOL PF!

Fall Signs in the Ozarks:

1) the smell of fresh oil on the dirt road past your house

2) There are almost as many dead squirrels on the road as leaves

3) Walmart starts running out of "House Wrap", "Shrink Wrap" and "Glad Wrap" 'cause everybody is sealing their windows.

4) The answer to "Honey, where's the Blow-dryer?" is "Warming the car"

5) The morning fog had encased everything in a 1/2in coat of ice.

6) Coat and gloves in the morning, shorts and t-shirt by afternoon.

7) The dogs want to stay in and the cats want to stay out.

8) The farmers start painting "COW" on their livestock in preparation for the city-slickers' weekend hunting trips.

9) everybody is stocking up on firewood, generator fuel, water, and beer.

10) It no longer takes an hour to drive 15 mi, 'cause all the tourists have gone home.

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