I don't think anybody would really want to see that but since I haven't been laid in over two years I think I may buy time on all the major TV networks and have them show it as a prime time special.


WYE babysit a friend's kid for a week while they were on vacation?

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus