1. I'm an incredible cook.
2. I have a tremendous singing voice.
3. I know the names of fonts that I see on store signs, food labels, billboards, etc.
4. I stomp my right foot like a trained horse when I'm talking to someone I don't know.
5. I HATE my chest hair. I either wear t-shirts under shirts with collars or I button them all the way up Steve Urkel style.
6. I don't want to talk to my wife about our sex life. (Baby born 12 months ago = very little sex)
7. I want to quit my job and either write a book or open a coffee shop, but I don't have the nerve.
8. I would love to learn how to play the guitar.
9. I cannot go to sleep if I'm wearing even the slightest stitch of clothes.
10. I am color blind.