This one happened to my wife a few years ago she has more than her share of "Good Ideas" Living in the country we always got peoples dropped off dogs and cats ,at the time we were over ran with 6 mo. old kittens abou 10 of them. We had set out live traps ,tried everything to catch them.Unknowing to me she was in the kitchen one day and found a bottle of Codeine and thinks Hmmm! this puts me to sleep I'll give it to the cats and when they pass out I can catch them!Later that day shes on the front porch and I hear "Well Damn!"I look out just in time to see a kitten go tearing across the yard jump straight up in the air do a flip and hit the ground running,ran up a tree and then fell out!Have you ever seen drunk hyperactive cats? But the look on her face was pure gold!
Over our marraige Chevy has not outdone her on better IDEAS

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