Let's see, where to begin.

Above the main church rectory while service was going on. (Had just a tremendous hardon and the service was 15 minutes away from ending.)
While in sunday school class under the table (young and dumb what can I say).
School bus home in middle school.
Working in a call center in my individual terminal there was room under the keyboard. And I was trying to get into this girls pants.
Numerous times trying to turn a girl on under a coat or something in a semi public area.
Mothers bed during phone sex (her room was the only phone in the upstairs).
When I used to work in a hotel I masturbated in the office, in my bosses chair, at the public access computer.

I think I have gotten myself into enough trouble for now.

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