Let's see if I can somehow put a positive spin on this one...... in my favor, of course.

I believe the quote was, "Hey, IowaMan's sleeping on top of PF!"

Oh come on people, Boog said it because my room was directly above PF's. Get your minds out of the gutter.

How about this one, I'll keep the names out of it (for the time being). This was uttered right before we left the restaurant on Saturday night and couldn't have sounded good to anybody who was listening in. "See, now the shafts aren't a uniform thickness and the holes are different sizes. I was afraid maybe some of them wouldn't fit but they seem to do ok."

Nope, not making this up folks.

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