Unfortunately I don't have an SO right now so there aren't any smutty secrets to keep. Not sure I'd actually keep any secrets anyway. That doesn't mean I would divulge everything........... she just may have to ask the right questions to get some of the stuff out of me.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus