"Oh My Gawd!!!!!"........To just about everything......LOL! I am very excitable!

"Another country heard from"....When someone adds their opinion and wasn't asked.

"Oh yeah, sure! And my ass is a piano!"...When I don't believe you.

"Yeah, well, if my Aunt had balls she'd be my Uncle".....When someone says, "If I could only___________"(fill in the blank)

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~