So many great ones but I have to say that I think some of the stuff Chris Farley did made me laugh the hardest. When he did his motivational speaker thing, "You'll end up like me......... living in a van, down by the river!"

God, what was the name of that character? Matt Foley, does that sound right?

And the Ambiguously Gay Duo, Ace & Gary never fail to make me laugh.

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