Originally Posted by IowaMan

This one reminds me of an ex-girlfriend

I Care by Al Bundy

When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground I care.
When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers I care.
When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground I care.
But when I've been playing this for days I will kill anyone who stays. I swear!