My wife can enter something, buy tickets etc and usually come out a winner. Case in point, not long ago she bought ONE chance and won a Corvette

I, on the otherb hand have no luck at all. To prove my point to her, I drafted one of those office pool sheets for the final score of a football game. I place my name in 90 of the one hundred blocks leaving the other 10 blank. She pulled the numbers and assigned them. Damn if I still didn't lose!