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Old 01-09-2008, 04:25 PM
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OMG! A blessing I've only dreamed of.

May you fuck at your leisure and will through the year to come!
With all my love "Fuck to your heart's content!"

Only George Carlin has ever been able to walk off stage while saying "Fuck you" and gotten a standing ovation. I'm nowhere near as funny or clever as that wonderful comic. But, with tongue in cheek, (like Johnny Carson might) I offer my heartfelt Fuck to you. May your new fucking year be a well fucked one!
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Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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