There was a time I would have liked to have been an artist of some type, started out wanting to be a cartoonist...eventually I was able to call myself a graphic artist of sorts, but hell, I was really just a printer...

What I really wanted on my resume was Rock Star (does that come with a W-2?)...lacking good looks & charisma, I would have settled for session musician, or maybe A&R man (record producer).

How many producers does it take to change a light bulb? Two...one to change the bulb, one to say how much he liked the first one.

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