A couple of pain pills and a Sunkist orange soda.

Huh, this stuff must work faster than I realized, I grabbed an A&W Cream Soda instead of the Sunkist and didn't realize it until about 4 drinks in.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus