To be honest I don't think I could handle having a vagina. I agree with coaster, boobies and I'd never leave the house. Problem is, right now I like "exploring" her and if it were on me it would severely cut down the amount I'd see. I'm sure that physically I'd probably enjoy it more, but without a lot of squirming, mirrors, and odd (most likely uncomfortable) positions, I wouldn't see anything. Where's the fun in that?

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf