Seen all the debaters so far, Pres & VP.
Tina Fey has done the best characterizations of any mimic ever of ANY candidate.

My politics are always being mended and/or upgraded through necessity of growth. Typically when a political candidate lines up with me I vote for him or her as the case may be.
In this campaign I've found only one preferred choice. His history and actions have shown me that he is the one whom I'll vote for. The other one is an adept speaker and can talk right through all the walls of a maze to the other side. But, the problem with that is in the fact that he doesn't need to. All he has to do is communicate with the ones who are inside the maze.

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."